Well, we're moving right along on this whole baby growing escapade. Five or so more weeks (I'm banking on 6) to go. I'd add a melodramatic "...and then our life as we know it changes!" but to be honest it has already changed. I am not exactly out painting the town red these days.
(Because I totally used to. Paint the town, I mean. Really.)
I have lost perspective on how I look to others, but a pal just described me as "extremely pregnant". This makes me think it is time for a list or two...
Surprising things I can still do with relative ease:
- ride a bike (no great distances being covered these days, though)
- entertain dinner guests
- touch my toes
Things that I'm pretending I can still do but I'm going to need to give up the game pretty soon here:
- wear shoes that require me to lace or buckle them
- work for more than three hours in a row without a nap
- wear pants
2 comments:
I had a feeling that headline was about you ->
"Pantless Pregnant Lady Seen Riding Bike through Tower Grover, Painting it Red!"
or
"Pregnant, Pantless, Panting and Painting"
oh my god.
YOU ARE A RIOT!
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