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Sent: Friday, December 04, 2009 2:48 PM
To: AA
Subject: reminder

hey -- john's party is this evening, and we're supposed to bring an unwrapped toy. any chance that you have a minute to stop by target/walmart/walgreens/somewhere & pick something up on your way home?

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How about a Steely Dan album from Good Will?

kid appropriate!!!

no songs about drugs!

Magic Hands 45?

eeps! let's not get arrested here, folks.

how about a can of tomato soup?

or a torpedo level?

F@*% that. I love that torpedo level. We could give them Sarah’s hair iron.

too dangerous. how about your Kiss poster?

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Sent: Friday, December 04, 2009 4:31 PM
To: AA
Subject: ok but seriously

present?
can u get?

Roger that

So, I don't know. If you see some sad kid running around STL on Xmas morning with an ice bucket shaped like a bowling ball you'll know where it came from.