Things I've done today that wouldn't really count as being particularly productive:
1. Made up for drinking a bit too much wine last night by eating a big bag of Sunchips.
2. Laid head directly on desk & proceeded to lose a few minutes there.
3. Made happy hour plans
4. Ate cake
5. Lost some brains cells over at Go Fug Yourself
6. Ate $4 happy hour mini pizza & exceeded intended one-drink-maximum by one and a half drinks.