advance warning

So, you might be thinking to yourself "I need to get me one of those blogs. I have ideas. I lead a humorous existence."
But don't. Seriously. Take it from me: the big liability of having a blog is that sometimes its existence, and your need to post something onto it, shines a big beaming light onto exactly how boring your life has been of late.

Oh, let's see... I've been drinking a lot of tea...no, boring.
Valentines candy is now on sale and it is not even the 14th! Whoa, no. Totally boring, and kind of weird too.

Take the advice or don't, but you can't say I didn't warn you.