and for my next trick, I will put away the laundry on the same day that I washed it

A few months ago, when you all were trying to assure me that there would come a day when I'd put the baby to sleep, eat dinner with two hands while reading a book, and settle in for some work before bed.... I kind of wanted to hit you.
But, crazy enough, here I sit. Having done exactly that. And I went to the gym too!
Thanks for keeping the faith, even when I was totally sure that my teeth were going to rot out of my head bc I'd never have the time or energy to brush them again.