"You know it's springtime when women in their 30s start taking pictures of trees."Most ridiculous thing I penned all week:
If I were riding a horse today, that horse would be named Productivity. And I would feed it apples and sugarcubes.And now I am off to make something of this day....
If I had another life to live I'd become a printmaker, and in my spare time from that, I think I'd make little critters like this:
***exciting news coming on monday! stay tuned! ***
1. Igloo cooler as carry-on luggage.
Potentially brilliant. Was it a choice of ease or necessity? Is there a sandwich and a can of coke in there, or a lobster and some dry ice? Or just some books?
2. National Guard recruits.
Someone should tell these girls that their rainbow striped Delia's sweatshirts are not going to garner much cred with their supervising officers. Also, are you seriously old enough to enlist? I swear I saw you reading CosmoTeen just then.
3. Striped business shirts with white collars ala Michael Douglas in Wallstreet.
Makes you look like a douche bag. But I will concede that this may be entirely the look that you are going for. Touche.
4. Overly sure, swaggering early 20s former thespian in all black.
I am entirely not impressed by the fact that you just HAVE to finish reading this screenplay by tonight. I do not care that you live in LA. However, the girl seated next to you seems enthralled. Perhaps she has yet to catch a glimpse of the Bedazzled hoodie that you have slung over the back of your seat. On a hanger. I need to stop eavesdropping on you, it is just making me feel gross.
It is beautiful here, and I am so lucky that it is my job to come here.
But I am ready for my own bed tomorrow night.
And my man and my dog.
And all the other work I left behind... actually, maybe not ready for that part.